{"product_id":"emotional-support-grim-reaper-figurine59941f9b-1456-4b75-9336-2099a6f30f58","title":"Emotional Support Grim Reaper Figurine","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"tw-p-2 tw-text-body-alpha-80 lg:tw-px-3 lg:tw-py-2 hide-scrollbar tw-overflow-hidden mce__content  product_detail__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg class=\"lazyload sep-lazyload\" data-sizes=\"auto\" src=\"https:\/\/img.fantaskycdn.com\/425a9957bc2a8a51a0388d5ee801990a.jpeg\" height=\"166\" width=\"821\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💀 \u003cstrong data-end=\"1112\" data-start=\"1076\"\u003eGive the gift of ironic comfort. \u003c\/strong\u003eBecause nothing says 'I got you' like a tiny faceless death with a latte and a cat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg class=\"lazyload sep-lazyload\" data-sizes=\"auto\" src=\"https:\/\/img.fantaskycdn.com\/39f4cb017f4f07724676da26774e358f.jpeg\" height=\"1024\" width=\"1024\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"211\" data-start=\"154\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"211\" data-start=\"154\"\u003eBecause even Death needs a coffee break—and a cuddle.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"415\" data-start=\"213\"\u003eMeet \u003cstrong data-end=\"237\" data-start=\"218\"\u003eMr. Reaps-a-Lot\u003c\/strong\u003e, your new desk buddy, emotional crutch, and cosmic truth-teller. 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